16 February 2009

schmalentines

With the briefest of glances o'er the foodblogosphere (yes, that is a word...now...) I observe that there is a plethora of pink-tinted, heart shaped, chocolate festooned Valentine-themed food going on. I personally don't go in for Valentine's Day myself, considering it a bit commercial and far too likely to inflict bitterness upon the firmly un-coupled out there. However there is a tiny, miniscule part of me that secretly wouldn't mind being whisked off to Paris for the weekend or being presented with a sculpture of my own head made from chocolate mousse, or being forcibly thrown by forklift into a rose garden or whatever it is they do for Valentine's in the movies. My actual day involved, would you believe it, nothing of the sort. Instead Tim's friend, sister, sister's friend, ex-flatmate, and flatmate's friend all appeared for drinks. Fun - fantastic to see ex-flatmate again - but hardly condusive to heart-shaped food. Nevertheless, people need feeding, and drinkers need blotting paper, so I made an enormous vat of pasta (Nigella Lawson's Penne Alla Vodka from Feast, it is seriously good) and for dessert, in a nod to the season, I made a tray of chocolate brownies.

Most of the time I feel that a brownie is a brownie is a brownie, there are forty squillion recipes out there for them, all promising ultimate-ness and all being fairly similar. Nigella's recipe is, in all honesty, cut from similar cloth to anything you've read about brownies before...only the proportion of ingredients is roughly quadruple anything you've ever fathomed. They make for an incredible finished product, but I'm warning you, don't read the recipe if you are faint of heart and don't have your smelling salts handy. They will cost you about $300 to make. There is no coy concession of this from Nigella herself of course. And it does make quite a lot...



Above: Doesn't the batter look good? I mean, I'm not just looking at it, I'm positively leering. Don't you just want to buy it a drink, tell it to "get in my wheelbarrow, you cheeky vixen" and take it home? Quoting the Mighty Boosh here by the way - that's not my own personal pick up line (although you're welcome to try it...)

Brownies for An Economic Recession (sarcastic title my own, Nigella goes for the somewhat more fanciful "Snow Flecked Brownies", admittedly this book was published in 2004 so she wasn't to know about the grim future. From Feast.

375g butter
375g best-quality dark chocolate (don't go using cheap compound buttons now)
6 eggs
350g caster sugar
1 tablespoon real vanilla extract (as above, if it's fake, leave it out)
225g plain flour
250g white chocolate buttons

Preheat the oven to 180 C. Line the base of a 33x23x5.5cm roasting dish with baking paper. That's right. A big, proper roasting dish that you'd normally cook a side of pig in. This is serious, y'all.

1. Melt the butter and chocolate together gently. I tend to let the chocolate melt a bit first before adding the butter so they both finish at the same time...
2. In a big bowl, beat the eggs and sugar together. Carefully pour in the slightly cooled chocolate mixture and vanilla extract.
3. Fold in the flour, stir in the white chocolate buttons.
4. Carefully spatula the whole lot into the roasting dish, smoothing the top. Bake for 25 minutes. Don't be tempted to go for longer. After spending half a week's pay on butter, chocolate and eggs, you don't want dry brownies. Cut into squares when cooled some.




These are really, really good. I'm getting a little twitchy now just looking at pictures of them, knowing that they are right there in a tin in my wardrobe and I could grab one right now...yes, in my wardrobe, and hey, don't judge, the kitchen in my flat is not quite visible to the naked eye and therefore one has learned to be creative with storage space. Which is why canned tomato, dried pasta and black beans jostle for position with my Swiss ball and my collection of high heels. If I call the whole set-up 'charmingly bohemian, like RENT' it's not so annoying. Although it would be much easier to actually be charmingly bohemian if I lived in a loft in New York. Anywho...



I could just eat the whole lot...no one would need to know...

If Valentine's Day is something you go in for, I hope it went well for you. Tim was working more or less all of the big day so I looked out for number one and went shopping. I bought myself some books with a voucher I had - The Cook School Recipes by Jo Seagar and Everything Is Illuminated by Jonathan Safran Foer. Both just jumped out at me, I didn't set out with anything in mind to use my voucher for. Jo Seagar - despite her heavy use of sweet chilli sauce in everything - has always endeared herself to me. She seems to particularly excel at writing inspiring recipes for nibbles and baking, and since those are my two favourite food groups it makes sense that I should gravitate towards her. Plus I like the idea of supporting NZ cooks in these uncertain times. As for Everything Is Illuminated, I casually picked it up, read the first couple of lines, and knew instantly that it was something special. I'm only halfway through but - unless it descends into a chaos of derivative rubbish - I highly recommend it.

It is worth mentioning that on Friday night we caught up with our friend Dr Scotty who is finally back from his sojourn to Thailand and Cambodia. He returned looking all sleek and tan and it was SO cool to see him again. The fact that he got to New Zealand on Thursday and yet was able to converse to me about watermelon sorbet the very next night is testament to the rare breed of cool that he possesses.

Next time: I make beetroot soup, and it's really really good.

9 comments:

  1. I eagerly await conversion to the way of the beetroot! I've got a lot of suspiciously pink-tinged recipes to get through...

    P.S. I consider it downright cruel of you to post such a chocofabulous photo when I haven't got a gramme of the stuff in the flat.

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  2. Thanks for the birthday wishes. I have no problem with the day extending to a week and given postage timing etc there are a few messages I still expect to receive so who knows.
    Am with you with the Schmalentines approach to V day - it used to be MY day alone back in the day, and now one has to vie with the kitchy horror V day has become. Far better to have a romantic day out for no reason at all!

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  3. Yum!
    You say there are forty squillion (wish I could count that high) brownie recipes out there, and that may be true. But, to a chocoholic, each and every one is a religious experience.

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  4. Lol, you brought back such memories, when I was 18 I shared a apartment in Spain with 10 others, storage space was sparse and if food was on show someone would swipe it. I had food stuffs, washing powder and loo roll in my wardrobe.
    The brownies look delicious and I know they are, a great recipe, but quite expensive which is why I only ever make this recipe at Christmas:)

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  5. Though there may be 40 squillion brownie recipes, IMHO this one is the very, very best!

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  6. Those brownies look great...I've only used a box mix...never made my from scratch.

    btw, love beets! made 2 different dishes with them over the weekend and will post later on this week.

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  7. Boffcat: I'll make a beetroot fan of you yet! Loving your blog, you are inspiring me to get back into that particular cookbook.

    Lynn: At least there's usually lots of chocolate around on your birthday?

    Marysol: I absolutely agree :)

    Om!Ap!: Ah, student flatting. You quickly learn to label everything...

    Anonymous: I agree, although I'm willing to do extensive research on the subject to really make sure...

    Olga: I've never been much of a packet mix cake girl but I definitely recommend brownies from scratch. Having said that, there is something compelling about frosting in a can...

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  8. Make sure you have some brownies available for the weekend when the god-family head to Welly to deliver new uni student to student lodgings. It wouldn't be inappropriate to send a food parcel back with them for those of us who are keeping the home fires burning...

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  9. Those are fine looking brownies. I am not a huge chocolate eater, so I can't get too carried away about that side of the Valentine's thing, but it is an excuse to drink champagne so why not?

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